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Thursday, March 4, 2010

The North Korean Soccer Team will take your shit and blame it on someone else

Looks like North Korea is up to their weird tricks again. Their soccer team had a game to play against Venezuela, but chose to act like a child instead.

The game itself was played in Venezuela where the temperature was 97 degrees Fahrenheit, which is nearly 1,000 degrees Celsius. Instead of playing, the North Koreans refused for 2 hours, because of the heat, which is kind of understandable, but it may have also been due to the fact they didn't bring their jerseys.

They said "they lost their jerseys in transit". I say bullshit. The team ended up borrowing Venezuelan jerseys, which probably pissed off the Venezuelans, and the game ended in a tie, which probably pissed off the Venezuelans.

That is the soccer equivalent of inviting some weirdo over to your place, having them drink all your beer, then falling asleep on your couch after they made out with one of your close relatives.

Disgraceful really.

These guys are trying to qualify for the World Cup, in the same division as some world soccer super powers like Brazil. Personally, I hope these crazy bastards sneak their way in and scare the shit out of everyone.

I believe in you North Korean soccer team. You're insane, but I believe in you.

Go get em!

1 comments:

  1. dude the north korean team only has ONE set of jerseys so if they lose one then that means THEY HAVE NO JERSEYS... those jerseys were a gift from china 5 years ago and they still use them. this team is actually really good.... they managed to win a tournament only getting a few pieces of candy as food...

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