You can now buy barrels of crude oil online. Alibaba.com is an incredible Ebay like site that cut's the middle man from all transactions. You go straight to the source. The factory, the farm, the whatever. What kind of transactions, you ask?
Well all sorts of weird shit.
Stuff like 'salted goat casing' from China.
A minimum order of 6500 cases of Tusker Lager, Kenya's finest brewed beer.
Camel milk from China.
A camera pen from China.
An aluminum gun box from China.
A diesel locomotive from China.
A computerized toilet from China.
Something called 'green material' from China filed under the chemical waste section.
Explosive additive in a steel drum from China.
20 tons of Vaseline from China.
A 70 acre forest in Estonia.
A panic button from China.
Surgical instruments from Pakistan.
Hygetropin, a 'muscle strength drug' aka steroids from China.
Bear bile from Russia.
Snake venom from Georgia.
An Airbus A330 airplane from the Netherlands.
A stun gun tazer from South Korea.
A pirate ship from Tunisia.
Well you get what I mean. As you can see, this is the future! Ebay on Chinese bought steroids!
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